A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband has lost interest
in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her it is still experimental. He
says to slip it in her husbands mashed potatoes some night at dinner.
A week later she returns to the doctor. She says "The pill worked great.
I put it in the potatoes like you said. It wasn't 5 minutes and he jumps
up, rakes all the food and dishes on the floor, throws the table out of the
way, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravages me right on the floor."
The doctor says, "I'm sorry. We didn't realize the pill was that strong.
I'm sure that the manufacturer will be glad to pay for any damages."
The wife says, "That's okay. We aren't going back to Denny's anyway."
Submitted by reader C.K.