Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse:
You're in it.
Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With
Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks
better than you.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer.
Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another
Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your
husband "borrowed" it.
Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She
Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse:
By your husband.
Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually.
Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife
Good: You go to see a strip show. Bad: Your daughter's
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit
in your clothes.
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's eleven.
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He
weighs 400 pounds.
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live
Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad:
She's coming home.
Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors.
Worse: All of them.
Submitted by reader L.M.