Not Always Right, vigniettes that demonstrate how customer stupidity is an absolute limit on customer service:
Me: "Thank you for calling ***. How may I help you today?"
Caller: "I'm having problems with my computer and–"
(Suddenly, what sounds like an air raid siren sounds off in the background.)
Me: "Ma'am, I apologize. I was unable to hear what you said."
Caller: "Stupid tornado warnings! They always make it hard to talk on the phone."
Me: "Oh...should I let you go?"
Caller: "Nah. This happens all of the time."
(In addition to the siren, I hear a door slam and the sound of someone else entering the room. I hear a male voice who I guess is the caller's husband.)
Caller's husband: "D*** it woman, are you crazy?! Get to the basement!"
Caller: "Oh, I guess I should go..." *hangs up*
There are 275 more pages of them. Lovely.