An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better to spend time with
the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed
time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an
The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress,
because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will
each assume you are spending time with the other
woman, and you can go to the lab and get some work
Submitted by reader M.G.