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List: Children's books

Here's a list of children's books you will probably never see in print:

  • "You Were an Accident"
  • "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
  • "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
  • "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
  • "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
  • "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
  • "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
  • "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
  • "All Dogs Go to Hell"
  • "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
  • "You Are Different and That's Bad"
  • "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
  • "Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"
  • "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
  • "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
  • "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
  • "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
  • "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
  • "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
  • "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
  • "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
  • "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
  • "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
  • "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
  • "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
  • "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
  • "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
  • "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
  • "Bi-Curious George"
  • "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

Submitted by reader M.G.

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