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April 25th might be your idea of a perfect date

But today? 10/10 would recommend!

Ah, ha ha. Ha.

Everything else today has a proportion of funny to not-funny that we should work on a bit more:

Finally, Loyola University Chicago's Sister Jean has died at 106. She was the official team chaplain of the Loyola Ramblers men's basketball team, and well-loved throughout the University.

Backpedaling a bit on Layne's conclusions

Yesterday, I posted about author Hilary Layne's argument that the whole-language method supplanting phonics as the favored method of teaching reading to young children is the principal reason that late Millennials and Gen Z Americans have such difficulty understanding what they read. In the video that I embedded, she maintains that whole-language instruction led directly to teaching critical literacy rather than critical thinking, which in turn led to a generation and a half of American college graduates unable to comprehend anything more advanced than the instructions on a Kraft Mac & Cheese box.

I agree that young (i.e., under-30) people today have an alarming lack of critical thinking skills, but after chasing down Layne's sources, I have some...concerns.

First, whole-language seems to have fallen out of favor, and phonics is back in. It appears that this shift occurred in the late 1990s and early 2000s. Yet reading comprehension scores continue to fall, and young people continue to believe before learning rather than the other way around.

Second, I started to read one of the sources Layne mentioned several times, Charlotte Iserbyt's The Deliberate Dumbing Down of America, and I have some...serious concerns.

Iserbyt was nuts. Not "mentally ill and needs medication" nuts; no, she was "John Birch wasn't right-wing enough" nuts.

Her preface started fine, though it seemed a bit alarmist in the first few paragraphs. Then I got into the second page and I wondered if I was reading a pamphlet from the 1950s. My brow had already furrowed a bit at "brainwashing by our schools and universities is what is bankrupting our nation and our children’s minds," but then I got to "The brainwashing for acceptance of the “system’s” control would take place in the school—through indoctrination and the use of behavior modification, which comes under so many labels: the most recent labels being Outcome-Based Education, Skinnerian Mastery Learning or Direct Instruction" and I uttered my first confused "huh?"

Oh, but wait. It got better from there:

In the 1970s this writer and many others waged the war against values clarification, which was later renamed “critical thinking,” which regardless of the label—and there are bound to be many more labels on the horizon—is nothing but pure, unadulterated destruction of absolute values of right and wrong upon which stable and free societies depend and upon which our nation was founded.

In 1973 I started the long journey into becoming a “resister,” placing the first incriminating piece of paper in my “education” files. That first piece of paper was a purple ditto sheet entitled “All About Me,” next to which was a smiley face. It was an open-ended questionnaire beginning with: “My name is _____.” My son brought it home from public school in fourth grade. The questions were highly personal; so much so that they encouraged my son to lie, since he didn’t want to “spill the beans” about his mother, father and brother. The purpose of such a questionnaire was to find out the student’s state of mind, how he felt, what he liked and disliked, and what his values were. With this knowledge it would be easier for the government school to modify his values and behavior at will—without, of course, the student’s knowledge or parents’ consent.

I ask my friends who are K-8 teachers: did shadowy state authorities make you send them copies of these "hello my name is" assignments before you returned them to the kids? Or did you, you know, just get to know the students better?

She then goes on a rant about "the Hegelian dialectic," or at least a version of the same that I didn't quite get when I encountered Hegel in college*, culminating in the paragraph where I actually exclaimed "what the actual fuck" in my office†:

This war has, in fact, become the war to end all wars. If citizens on this planet can be brainwashed or robotized, using dumbed-down Pavlovian/Skinnerian education, to accept hat those in control want, there will be no more wars. If there are no rights or wrongs, there will be no one wanting to “right” a “wrong.” Robots have no conscience. The only permissible conscience will be the United Nations or a global conscience. Whether an action is good or bad will be decided by a “Global Government’s Global Conscience,” as recommended by Dr. Brock Chisholm, executive secretary of the World Health Organization, Interim Commission, in 1947—and later in 1996 by current United States Secretary of State Madeline Albright.

Only when all children in public, private and home schools are robotized—and believe as one—will World Government be acceptable to citizens and able to be implemented without firing a shot. The attractive-sounding “choice” proposals will enable the globalist elite to achieve their goal: the robotization (brainwashing) of all Americans in order to gain their acceptance of lifelong education and workforce training—part of the world management system to achieve a new global feudalism.

The socialist/fascist global workforce training agenda is being implemented as I write this book.

Ohhhh kaaaayyyy...

The historically literate reader will be shocked—shocked, I tell you!—to learn that Iserbyt worked in Reagan's Department of Education, where it seems even they had enough of her after a couple of years.

If Iserbyt's book significantly influenced Layne's video essay, perhaps I need to apply some of that critical thinking I learned from my government minders in the 1970s and 1980s and re-evaluate Layne's conclusions.

I may have more to say about this tomorrow, after I flip to the later chapters of Iserbyt's book to see if she was perhaps being satirical. Sadly, I suspect not.

* Hegel was describing the process, not suggesting it as a form of advocacy.
† I was listening to Mozart at the time so my door, thankfully, was closed.

Perpetual assault on American education

(Update: I've chased down some of Layne's sources and I am not convinced that they entirely support her conclusions about what has caused the degradation of Americans' reading skills. The Daily Parker is ever-evolving.)

ProPublica reported this morning that the OAFPOTUS has stocked the Department of Education with Christian nationalists who want to end public schooling and redirect our taxes to private interests. OK, maybe they're not all Christian nationalists; maybe some of them are just grifters hoping to steal some of the $878 billion in annual US education spending.

Author Hilary Layne argues that the idealogues on the far left have done at least as much damage to US education in the past 30 years as the idealogues on the far right. In her most recent (52-minute!) video essay, Layne takes us through the scholarship on one side and the writings of the critical literacy (cf. critical thinking) theorists on the other to explain why a recent study found only 5% of a group of English Literature majors at two prestigious state universities "had a detailed, literal understanding of the first paragraphs of Dickens' Bleak House:"

As Layne points out, these kids will go on to teach English to other kids, in a cycle that has already produced a generation of writers who can't write.

I've had my own dealings with children unable to read, including one extremely negative interaction with a 26-year-old holding degrees—including a JD—from two of the most prestigious (and left-leaning) public universities in the US. This person admitted at one point that she doesn't read books, which she clarified to mean she literally doesn't read books. In one particular conversation she could not comprehend that her feelings about a point I was making were exactly the same as mine, even as I was making a rhetorical point that she agreed with. This young lawyer got so flummoxed by the nuance of it that, even when written down, it was incomprehensible to her. She's a lawyer, FFS, with what should be an impressive pedigree, and yet has the level of analytical skills that we Gen-X folks were expected to move beyond in 10th grade.

I singled this example out because I found this combination of facts especially egregious. Sadly, I have met too many under-30s with similar deficiencies that I was really looking for any hypothesis that could tie it all together. Layne's video suggests one hypothesis, which I hope to discuss with a couple of teachers I know (including a contemporary of mine who teaches high school English) to see if Layne's on point or not.

I also recognize that older generations have bemoaned falling standards of education for millennia. It might take 30 seconds of Googling to find a quote from Aristotle that no doubt supports the universality of this phenomenon. I really have come to think that the late 1970s and early 1980s were a high point in American education, though: reading through phonics, math through the metric system, physical fitness through daily gym class. Since the Reagan Administration elevated business and Christian nationalism over classical liberalism, though, things seem to have slipped a bit.

The first week of Autumn ends in an eclipse

A total lunar eclipse has just started and will reach totality at 12:30 Chicago time, which is unfortunately about 10 hours too early for us to enjoy it here. It's a good way to end the first day of meteorological autumn, though, as is the 8 km walk Cassie and I have planned around 2 this afternoon. With a forecast high of 19°C, it should be lovely.

In other eclipses this past week:

For what it's worth, the next total lunar eclipse visible from Chicago will be on 26 June 2029, starting at sunset and reaching totality at 21:31 CDT.

We really don't want to lose the arts

Former Chicago Opera Theater artistic director Lidya Yankovskaya, with whom I have worked several times, has started moving to London because she doesn't want her children to grow up in the anti-humanities environment the United States is becoming:

“I want to be sure that my children can grow up feeling like they can always express themselves freely. I want my children to live in a society that really takes care of its people. I want my children to live in a world that really values things like the arts, that really values things like education,” she told WBEZ on a recent Zoom call from Sydney, where she has been leading Georges Bizet’s classic “Carmen” at the Sydney Opera House. “In London in particular, there is such a culture of valuing intellectualism, of valuing the arts and artistic pursuits for their own sake.”

As I'm no longer eligible for the kinds of highly-skilled migrant visas I could get 15 years ago from Europe and the UK, I am a bit envious. But I also understand her completely, and if I had kids, I might also make more of a concerted effort to go somewhere closer to my values.

Two more nuggets about the end of the United States as a functioning country:

Well, that's enough optimism and cheer for one afternoon! Time to get back to my real job.

It's not even 9am yet

I'll get to the ABBA—sorry, OBBBA—reactions after lunch. Right now, with apologies, here is a boring link dump:

Finally, does a healthy adult really need to drink 4 liters of water per day? Well, it depends on a lot of things. National Geographic debunks this and five other myths about hydration.

And just because she's so pretty, here is a gratuitous photo of Cassie:

Note: I started this post at 8:30 am but got interrupted by work and HOA stuff.

Summer hours on a summer-ish day

I just finished 3½ hours of nonstop meetings that people crammed into my calendar because I have this afternoon blocked off as "Summer Hours PTO." Within a few minutes of finishing my last meeting, I rebooted my laptop (so it would get updated), closed the lid, and...looked at a growing pile of news stories that I couldn't avoid:

  • Dan Rather calls tomorrow's planned Soviet-style military parade through DC a charade: "The military’s biggest cheerleader (at least today) didn’t serve in Vietnam because of 'bone spurs' and has repeatedly vilified our troops, calling them 'suckers and losers,'", Rather reminds us. "But when service members are needed for a photo op or to prop up flagging poll numbers, all is forgiven, apparently."
  • Anne Applebaum reminds us of the history of revolutions, and what happens when the revolutionaries get frustrated that the masses don't agree with them (hint: ask Mao or the Bolsheviks.) "The logic of revolution often traps revolutionaries: They start out thinking that the task will be swift and easy. The people will support them. Their cause is just. But as their project falters, their vision narrows. At each obstacle, after each catastrophe, the turn to violence becomes that much swifter, the harsh decisions that much easier."
  • James Fallows praises California governor Gavin Newsom (D) as "the adult in the room" for his response to the OAFPOTUS federalizing the California National Guard.
  • Andrew Sullivan draws a straight line between the OAFPOTUS's behavior and an archetypical colonial-era caudillo.
  • Timothy Noah, who may have his tongue planted firmly in his cheek, wonders aloud if the OAFPOTUS's incompetence relates somehow to his obsession with weight? (tl;dr: Narcissistic projection.)
  • US Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) agrees with the OAFPOTUS on only one thing she can think of: the need to abolish the debt ceiling. (I also agree!)
  • The US House of Representatives voted 214-212 yesterday to claw back $1.1 billion in funding for public broadcasting, which particularly imperils NPR stations in Republican districts.
  • Slate looks into signs that exurban areas may finally be slowing down their car-centric sprawl as the economics of maintaining all that barely-used infrastructure finally take hold.

Finally, Politico describes the absolute cluster of the Chicago Public Schools refusing to close nearly-empty buildings that, in some cases, cost $93,000 per student to keep open. But don't worry, mayor Brandon Johnson, a former Chicago Teachers Union president and now the least-popular mayor in city history, is on the case!


Comrade OAFPOTUS! (h/t Paul Krugman)

Lyin' in bed, just like Brian Wilson did

The music legend has died at 82. Barenaked Ladies popped into my mind when I read the story.

Meanwhile, I've got a meeting in 10 minutes, so let me also add just small note how the OAFPOTUS has affected Chicago. A friend of mine works for Northwestern University, and she is pissed off:

In a message to the Northwestern community, the school’s leadership said the new measures would include a faculty and staff hiring freeze, reductions in academic budgets, and a “0% merit pool with no bonuses in lieu of merit increases,” among other actions.

“Like a number of our peer universities, we have now reached a moment when the University must take a series of cost-cutting measures designed to ensure our institution’s fiscal stability now and into an uncertain future. These are not decisions we come to lightly. The challenges we face are many, some of which have been building for some time and some of which are new,” the message said.

Other cost-cutting measures include modifications to the health insurance program and additional non-personnel budget reductions. The school said more information on each of the actions would be coming in the days and weeks ahead.

I'd also point out my agreement with Josh Marshall on how states like Illinois and California, by being net contributors to the Federal budget, are essentially funding the war on themselves.

We've got 19 more months of this shit, folks.

Joni Ernst's re-election campaign kicks off

Really, this post is just a list of links, but I'm going to start with Dan Rather's latest Stack:

  • US Senator Joni Ernst (R-IA) started her 2026 re-election campaign last week by telling constituents not to worry about the proposed $880 billion cuts to Medicaid because "we are all going to die."
  • Writer Andy Craig takes a look at the destruction the OAFPOTUS and his droogs have caused, and tries to find a path back to a constitutional republic. "Whatever eventually replaces this crisis-ridden government will result in a new constitutional settlement, not a simple revival of what came before. We will find ourselves engaged in a kind of constitution-making arguably not seen since Reconstruction in the aftermath of the Civil War."
  • Paul Krugman looks at what professional money people are doing, and thus what they're predicting, and warns that the TACO trade is misguided, because the OAFPOTUS really has no off-ramp for his tariff obsession: "[T]he nonsensical nature of the whole enterprise is why I don’t think he’ll find an off-ramp. After all, it’s obvious that the increased steel tariff wasn’t a considered policy, it was a temper tantrum after the Court of International Trade ruled against his other tariffs. ... If you want to know where this is going, keep your eyes on the bond and currency markets, where cool-headed traders realize that U.S. policy is still being dictated by the whims of a mad king."
  • Evan Osnos smacks his forehead at the unprecedented scale and reach of said mad king's plundering of the United States.
  • Max Boot points to the OAFPOTUS's assault on science and education as "the suicide of a superpower."
  • Jen Rubin believes the Republican Party has "no good options on the budget," thanks to a Democratic Party in array.
  • The Clown Prince of X likes to excuse his sociopathy, cruelty, immaturity, and incompetence by claiming he's "Aspie." (He isn't. He's just a rich asshole.)
  • Josh Marshall relays the story about the mess (literal and figurative) that the United States Institute of Peace faced when they got back into their offices after its illegal DOGE takeover in March.

Finally, Streetsblog Chicago's Harjas Sandhu shakes his fist at the seeming inability of the Chicago Transit Authority to find competent leadership. At least it's not currently run by a not-too-bright reality TV star. (And I don't mean the OAFPOTUS.)

Six hours of meetings

On some days, I have more meetings than others. Today was a more extreme example, with meetings for 6 of the 8½ hours I put in. Somehow I also managed to read some documentation and get some other things accomplished. I also can't say that any of the meetings was a waste of time, either. Welcome back to management.

Unfortunately, that meant I could only put these stories in a queue so I can read them now:

  • William Finnegan wonders if he or Homeland Security Secretary Kristi "Dead Puppies" Noem is brain-damaged.
  • Chicago's animal shelters report a surge in surrenders as people discover pets cost a lot of money (I'm looking at you, Cassie).
  • Does it make sense for the CDC to recommend that healthy children and pregnant women not get a covid booster? Yes, with some pretty big caveats, and a reminder that corruption and incompetence make it really hard to trust what comes out of the executive branch these days.
  • With only a couple of days left until the Illinois legislature lets public transit in Chicago fall off a cliff, a bill is slouching towards the governor's desk to reorganize our multiple transit agencies into one big one.

OK, Cassie is sitting next to me and staring into my eyes with an intense "feed me" vibe, so off I go. I really hope I have fewer meetings tomorrow.