Here are about 30 reasons, just from the last 48 hours:
CWB estimates that 21 people were taken into police custody during Wrigleyville's Saturday-into-Sunday St. Patrick's binge.
But there was only one tazing. (Rats!)
28 batteries were witnessed or otherwise confirmed by police. Few were formalized with police reports.
Ambulances took at least 17 people to area hospitals and officers were tied up with at least 19 calls from cab drivers who had disputes with their passengers over payment.
Here, now, are the notable moments in this year's green-laden blow out in the area (with a splash of Lincoln Park tossed in):
[Saturday,] 12:36PM - Huge party in an apartment, 600 block of Cornelia. It's big, it's loud, and people are urinating out the windows.
It goes on from there, and it doesn't even include yesterday's mishigos on Lake Shore Drive.