I'm heading up to Ravinia Park today ahead of tonight's first performance in the completely-renovated pavilion. Sorry, the performance is for donors and staff only; the Pavilion opens to the public tomorrow night.

The chorus call is 1:30 pm, we're first to rehearse meaning we'll be done around 2:30, and the reception doesn't start until 6. I will be brining a book. Possibly two. And I will want to read these:

Finally, Count Binface, aka comedian Jonathan Harvey, has jumped into the race in a by-election in Clacton, Essex against Nigel Micropeen1 Farage, who might be the most-loathed person in Britain. Farage, you may recall, resigned from the seat so that he could win the seat back while suspending an investigation into why he accepted millions of pounds from a convicted Thai national fraudster. This did not go well in the House of Commons.

The thing is: Count Binface might actually win. Ipsos found that Britons would vote for Count Binface over Farage by a 12-point margin. Clacton, however, is perhaps the Reform UK Party's strongest stronghold, so Farage could get re-elected to the seat. We'll see; the by-election is on August 13th.


  1. I understand his middle name is actually Sheepshagger. The Daily Parker regrets the error, as do the sheep.

Others have commented

David Harper

Saturday 11 July 2026 00:23 CDT

The key word in the Farage by-election is "suspended". If Farage is re-elected on 13 August, the investigation will resume, and it will now also examine donations to Farage by the mother of one of his closest allies, a man convicted of wire fraud in the U.S. The Metropolitan Police has recently questioned both mother and son under caution, so there may also be a criminal investigation underway, in addition to scrutiny by parliament. If Farage wanted to deflect attention from his finances, he has failed spectacularly.

David Braverman

Saturday 11 July 2026 08:56 CDT

As we have seen throughout history, narcissists and grifters _always_ over-reach. It's literally* a tragedy. (* I meant that literally.)

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