A woman walks into a dermatologist's office complaining of a rash. She
lifts her shirt and shows the doctor a rash on her chest in the shape of
a backwards G.
The dermatologist asks, "How did this happen?"
"Well," she explains, "my boyfriend plays football for Georgia Tech, and he likes to wear
his jersey when we have sex."
The doctor accepts this and gives her a lotion for the rash.
The next day another girl walks into his office, and shows him an H-shaped
rash on her chest.
"Does your boyfriend play sports?" he asks the girl.
"Actually, yes; he plays lacrosse for Hofstra," she replies. "He likes to wear his
jersey when we have sex."
The doctor is way ahead of her, and hands her a prescription as she gets dressed.
A week later, a third girl comes into his office, and shows him an M-shaped rash.
"Let me guess," he says. "Your boyfriend plays for Michigan and likes to wear his
jersey when you have sex."
The girl is indignant. "That's disgusting!" she exclaims.
"If you must know,
my girlfriend goes to Wellesley."
Submitted by reader A.R.