The Daily Parker

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

• 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
• 2 French men and 1 French woman
• 2 German men and 1 German woman
• 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
• 2 English men and 1 English woman
• 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
• 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
• 2 American men and 1 American woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...

• 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
• The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "ménage à trois".
• The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating with the German woman.
• The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
• The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
• The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman...and started swimming.
• The 2 American men are playing coconut-football and haven't noticed that there is a woman.
• The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.

Submitted by reader B.O.