Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
It started to rain, so she reached into her purse, pulled out a condom, cut off the
tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey, now that's a good idea! What's that
you're putting over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that she could purchase them at a
When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions
went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said
yes, but looked a little surprised that this little old lady was interested in condoms.
He asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a moment and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
Submitted by reader B.P.