Events

Attorney General Pam Bondi is out:

My application for my next apartment was provisionally accepted, pending the criminal background check. First, I have never been charged with a crime, so it should not be a problem. Second, whatever happened in Helsinki that one time, I had no way of knowing she was a Soviet spy.

Since I've already sold my house, it seemed prudent to find somewhere else to live. I believe I have. I put in an application for a small apartment with some interesting amenities, not least of which is this view:

As long as the OAFPOTUS stays in office, the world stupidity quotient will remain too high for effective April fooling. I mean, just look at all this:

It turns out, I can close them pretty fast when this happens:

The temperature at O'Hare hit 26.7°C/81°F just before 4pm today. That's a new record:

With 44 days to go before I hand over the keys door codes on my house, I looked at one last place today. It's at the north end of the Northalsted/Boystown neighborhood east of Wrigley Field, so the location is fantastic. The unit itself didn't show well at all because the current owners, shall I say, don't seem to have the same standards of maintenance that I do. It's fairly small and I don't think I would like my home-office situation. Disappointing.

I believe I have sold my house. I will know for sure when the buyer deposits the main portion of her earnest money with my agent tomorrow or Tuesday. The agreed price (5% over asking) means that my house will have appreciated at 7.9% annually since I bought it—about double the general inflation rate. That's, frankly, insane.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio admitted yesterday that the OAFPOTUS administration has achieved an unprecedentedly stupid outcome through its unprovoked war against Iran: