Yeah, it's just not as exciting as previous residencies, but it's seriously more work.
Fortunately, I still have time to read gems like this:
Terry Jones and the Dove World Outreach Center may be charged $200,000 by the city of Gainesville, Florida, for security costs incurred by the canceled Koran-burning originally planned for September 11.
Jones' announcement of "International Burn-A-Koran" day resulted in some violent protests in Afghanistan and Pakistan, and threats against Americans. In response, Gainesville upped its security. According to The Associated Press: "Police Maj. Rick Hanna said more than 200 officers were on duty last weekend patrolling the church, the University of Florida football game and "soft targets" like the mall. Another 160 sheriff's deputies were also working because of the planned protest at Dove World Outreach Center."
Though Jones didn't go through with the protest, city officials say they want Jones to foot the bill for the security anyway.
To the tune of "Personality," everyone sing: "'Cause he makes...externalities...de de do do..."
Speaking of economics, here's a brief lesson for people who want the millionaire tax cut to continue: