The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to
shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake, "don't shoot! I'm an
enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes
The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was
safely out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd like to have
a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and
finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse I'm riding."
The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back
to the bunkhouse you'll have all three wishes."
The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at
full speed all the way to the bunkhouse. He dismounted on the run and went
straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of
Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling
muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his
jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I was riding the
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