Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things
"Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been
really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any
"No problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down five blocks
and turn left and keep going until you see all the cars. There’s a Bar Mitzvah
going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and
the first bee asked, "How’d it go?"
"Fine," said the second bee. "It was everything you said it
"Uh, what’s that thing on your head?" asked the first
"That’s my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn’t want them
to think I was a wasp."
Submitted by reader S.P.