A man pulls off the road when he sees his producer friend with a wrecked car off on the side. The car is a total loss, covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.
He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?"
"Oh," the friend responds, "I hit an agent."
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood. But what about all the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, to catch him, I had to chase him all through the park."
Submitted by reader M.B.