In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the
doctor was called out to assist in the
delivery. Since there was no electricity, the
doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and
said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said
the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I
think there's yet another one to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
"No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down
that lantern...It seems there's yet another
one in there!" cried the doctor.
The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and
asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light
that's attractin' 'em?"
Submitted by reader G.H.