Three nuns are sitting at lunch one day. The first one says, "I was
cleaning the Father's room the other day, and do you know what I found? A
bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting
away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!"
"Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?"
"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.
The third nun said, "Oh shit."
Submitted by reader C.K.