A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he makes his move.
"No thank you." she says politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said. "But it has my husband pretty upset."
Submitted by reader L.M.