Actor Samuel L. Jackson, of Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown fame,
will play "Jedi Master Mace Windu" in the upcoming Episode One of the Star Wars series.
braverman.org, having obtained a script on the black market, is pleased to
excerpt some of Mace Windu's lines:
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"You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherfuckin' droids you're looking for."
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"Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."
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"This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to
kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room...accept no substitutes."
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"If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't
got no other connections on Tattooine."
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"Feel the Force, motherfucker."
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"What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?"
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"You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
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"Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."
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"Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"
- "Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER.'"
Submitted by reader B.P.