Actor Samuel L. Jackson, of Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown fame,
will play "Jedi Master Mace Windu" in the upcoming Episode One of the Star Wars series.
braverman.org, having obtained a script on the black market, is pleased to
excerpt some of Mace Windu's lines:
"You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
motherfuckin' droids you're looking for."
"Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker."
"This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to
kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room...accept no substitutes."
"If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't
got no other connections on Tattooine."
"Feel the Force, motherfucker."
"What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?"
"You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!"
"Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie."
"Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?"
- "Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER.'"
Submitted by reader B.P.