A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I
want and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old
buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that
there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or
Submitted by reader C.K.