Three guys found themselves in Hell: Carl, Bob, and Brett. They were
a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to
see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest
woman they had ever seen. She was four feet tall, dirty, and they could
smell her even over the Brimstone.
They heard the voice of the Devil: "Brett, you have sinned! You are
condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And
Brett was whisked through the door by a group of lesser demons to his torment.
This shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second
door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood
gone wrong. She was over seven feet tall, monstrous, covered in thick
black hair and flies.
The Devil said: "Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend
the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!" And Carl, like Brett, was
Bob, now alone, feared the worst when the third door opened. And as
the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of...Cindy Crawford.
Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman,
barely dressed in a skimpy bikini.
Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying: "Cindy, you have
Submitted by reader L.P.