I'm having trouble typing these words: The Cubs have won the World Series.
I'm sure I'll have more to say later.
But: the Cubs have won the World Series.
Where do you go from there? A woman president, maybe?
I hope against all the evidence I see that 2016 isn't the best year of my life. And I will sweat day and night to ensure this is merely the landing on the staircase.
Meanwhile, my neighborhood is all sirens and shouting, so...I'll leave the wordsmithing until later.
But the Cubs have won the World Series.
The World Series.
I don't even know what to do with that fact yet.