However, with -13°C snow blowing around at—no joke—59 km/h, it looks like this:
I still will never move south of Interstate 80. Never. This is just character-building weather, and it will pass.
See? These guys (Titus and Honey Baked Hamlet) know how to stay warm:
They trotted over to the Euchre Meet-Up last night. Parker didn't, because J's is just far enough from home that Parker would have been too cold. (He usually attends.)