I always seem to miss the live shows:
A nude woman claiming to be the "goddess of the train" halted southbound Red Line service for a short time early Saturday afternoon until police could escort her off to jail at the Granville station.
The "goddess" said she was going to the front car to drive the train and told everyone else to get off, according to Anne, who shared these photos.
The Sun-Times speculated "it appeared she was suffering from a mental illness."
That's just harsh. I suspect performance art.