A funny thing happened on my way to the bar Monday, 26 May 2008 10:25:26 CDT David-Braverman General (0) What does one say when he runs into his first-year high school French teacher nearly 25 years later? At a bar? The best I could come up with: "Madame, je me souviens le français!" To which she replied: "What's your name again?" In English.