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Joke: On the Patch

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a quit-smoking patch on it.

He turns to the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."

The other priest replies, "It's working just fine for me. I'm down to two butts a day."

Submitted by reader B.P.

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