One morning this [insert ethnic group here] calls his friend
and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw
puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."
His friend asks "What is it a puzzle of?"
He says "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
His friend figures that she's pretty good at puzzles, so she
heads over to his place. He lets her in the door and shows her
to where he has the puzzle spread all over the table.
She studies the pieces for a moment, then studies the box.
She then turns to him and says: "First, no matter what I do,
I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to
look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have a cup of coffee, and
put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Submitted by reader S.P.