Two engineering students were walking across campus
when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking
along yesterday minding my own business when a
beautiful woman rode up on this bike.
"She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her
clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good
choice; The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
Submitted by reader M.G.