An elderly couple was driving cross country, and the woman was driving.
She gets pulled over by the Highway Patrol. As she rolls don the
window, the officer says, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman, who is hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What
did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."
Then the patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."
The woman gives him his license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I been there before,
had the worst sex with a woman in my life."
The woman turns to her husband and says, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU."
Submitted by reader M.B.