List: More bumper stickers Friday, 04 December 1998 13:15:04 EST David-Braverman Entertainment (0) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Born free...taxed to death. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. Earth first...we’ll mine the other planets later. How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks! Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. Rainy days and automatic weapons always get me down. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better. The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful. Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question. Reality? That’s where the pizza delivery guy comes from! Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Submitted by reader S.P.