One day an Englishman, an American, and a Scotsman walked into a pub
together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as
they were about to enjoy their beverage, a fly landed in each of their
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Scotsman picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over
the pint, yelling, "SPI' I' OOT, SPI' I' OOT YE BASTARD!!!"
Submitted by reader C.K.