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List: Bumper stickers

  • Dyslexics have more fnu.
  • Clones are people two.
  • Entropy isn't what it used to be.
  • Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
  • Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
  • Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
  • 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
  • A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
  • A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  • Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
  • Anything free is worth what you pay for it
  • Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
  • Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
  • COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
  • Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
  • Editing is a rewording activity.
  • Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
  • Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
  • Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
  • I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
  • My reality check just bounced.
  • Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
  • No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
  • Boycott shampoo!!! Demand REAL poo!
  • My other wife is beautiful.
  • The flogging will continue until morale improves.

Submitted by reader C.K.

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