There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle
of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
- 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
- 2 French men and 1 French woman
- 2 German men and 1 German woman
- 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
- 2 English men and 1 English woman
- 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
- 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
- 2 American men and 1 American woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...
- 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
- The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
"ménage à trois".
- The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating with the
German woman.
- The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
- The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
- The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the
woman...and started swimming.
- The 2 American men are playing coconut-football and haven't noticed that
there is a woman.
- The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery.
They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the
first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any.
Submitted by reader B.O.