Humor: Condom slogans

7-Up Condoms: Crisp and clean, and no caffeine.
ABC Condoms: Still the one
ABC Sports Condoms: The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.
American Airlines Condoms: Something special in the air.
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Bud Lite Condoms: Tastes Great, Less Filling.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
CBS condoms: Welcome home
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going....
FedEx Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom: Ten million strong and growing.
Folger's condoms: The best part of waking up...
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
General Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
M&M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
Macintosh Condom: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Macy's Condoms: Cause we're a part of your life
McDonald's Condoms: Billions and billions served
MCI Condoms: For friends and family
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
NBC Condoms: Now more than ever. (Also Proud as a peacock.)
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey--you never know.
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
One-A-Day Vitamin Condoms: For everybody, there's a One-A-Day
Pringles condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop
Republican Party Condoms: Just say no.
Sears Condoms: There's MORE for your life...
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
State Farm Condoms: Like a good neighbor...
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
The Sears latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.
The Star Trek Condoms: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
Tony Blair's Condoms: The New Labour.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
United Airlines travel pack Condoms: Fly United.
UPS Condoms: Moving at the speed of business
Wendy's Condoms: Where's the beef?
X-Files condoms: Trust No One

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