The Daily Parker

Politics, Weather, Photography, and the Dog

Much walkies, very dog park

As planned, Cassie and I walked a lot yesterday: 13 km total, in 2¼ hours. The temperature at Inner Drive Technology WHQ got up to 26.9°C, and 30.6°C officially at O'Hare; i.e., a warm, July day, except for the sun setting just past 6:30 pm.

As good as yesterday was for me, and however great it was for you, I guarantee Cassie's day was better. Did you get to splash in a kiddie pool?

By the time we'd walked 11½ kilometers, and plopped ourselves at Spiteful Brewing, Cassie did what she always does after lots of exercise:

And, despite spending 7 continuous hours outside in beautiful weather, I still managed to get GitHub Copilot running the ChatGPT 4.1 card to write some pretty good integration tests for what will become The Daily Parker's replacement for BlogEngine, which replaced DasBlog almost exactly 10 years ago, which replaced my own custom code almost exactly 10 years ago. There seems to be a pattern here...

The ridiculous cult of Apple

I haven't regularly used an Apple product in over 30 years when my college newspaper used Mac Classics for compositing. Even by then, I didn't like Apple's closed architecture, having built at least one Windows box from scratch. If you agree with Freddie DeBoer, turns out my instincts were right:

There exists, in the digital ether and in the physical world, a peculiar kind of human organization that has no name, no leader, and no stated charter, yet which operates with the ideological precision of the most passionate and conformist political groups. I am speaking, of course, about the unthinking, unwavering supporters of Apple. These are the people who (by their own account!) are not simply consumers, but rather members of what has long been accurately labeled the Apple Cult. They are the iSheep, to use an earlier pejorative, the fanboys. Their devotion is a fascinating and disturbing case study in the dynamics of modern brand loyalty, a phenomenon where rational thought and technical specification are subordinate to an emotional, almost spiritual, attachment to a corporate logo.

What follows is not, obviously, a neutral analysis of product history, but a pedantic walk down memory lane for the faithful, coming from a lifelong Apple hater, a polemical catalog of intellectual contortions and breathtaking ideological pivots, demonstrating that the most impressive product Apple has ever created is not a piece of hardware but a collective psychology. This psychology allows its adherents to embrace the very things they once mocked and dismissed as inelegant, superfluous, or a matter of feature creep. To truly appreciate the breathtaking scope of these mental gymnastics, we must observe the various contradictions.

Remember the one-button mouse? Small iPhones? Motorola chips? Yeah, neither do Apple's customers.

Suboptimal result but without serious injury

The Inner Drive Technology World HQ weather station actually comprises four Netatmo components: an indoor base station, and outdoor station, a rain gauge, and an anemometer. The outdoor station lives in a white birdhouse in a shaded area on the east side of my house, the rain gauge is in a vertically-unobstructed corner of my west-side deck, and the indoor station is between the two so they're both comfortably within range. At the moment, the anemometer is on the floor of the west deck and doesn't get a lot of wind.

I have been waiting for a friend to stop by and hold a ladder so I could attach the anemometer to my standpipe on the roof. The roof comes down to about 2 m above a section of my upstairs walkway, so getting on the roof looked like it wouldn't be an issue.

Today, the friend stopped by, held the ladder while Cassie supervised, and watched as I easily got onto the roof. I quickly scampered on all fours up to the crest of the roof and saw that the zip ties I had in my backpack would be perfectly adequate for fixing the anemometer mount to the standpipe.

As I shifted my weight to stand up, I learned that my shoes did not provide nearly as much friction against the roof shingles as I had hoped—or, for that matter, as I needed.

Don't worry, I made it back to the ladder, but by sliding slowly down the roof the way I came up. I now have minor abrasions on both forearms, my right thigh, and the part of my belly that my shirt helpfully slid up to present to the asphalt-and-gravel tiles.

So if anyone in Chicago knows a handyman with appropriate footware, please send him my way. For now, WHQ will continue report really light and variable winds.

Three on the enshittifying Internet

Just now on Facebook the first 15 things on my feed were:

  • 4 posts from friends;
  • 3 posts from groups I follow; and
  • 8 posts from advertisers and accounts I don't follow.

That, my friends, is enshittification.

I remember when, not long ago, 8 posts would be from friends for every 2 that weren't. It's beginning to make Facebook unusable for me. Other things on the Internet have also enshittified to near uselessness, as these three stories attest.

First, Vandenberg Coalition executive director Carrie Filipetti argues that TikTok really is the threat Congress determined it was last year, so maybe let's enforce the ban?

Imagine the following scenario. China decides to attack Taiwan, and, fearing the United States will come to Taiwan’s aid, launches preemptive strikes against American targets overseas. In the United States, Chinese operators launch drone attacks from secret bases located on more than 380,000 acres of farmland China has purchased. As the government considers its options, the 170 million American TikTok users open their feeds to thousands of bots disguised as people, rattling off anti-American propaganda; encouraging young students desperate for meaning to fight their own government; and spreading disinformation at such a rapid rate that it is impossible to discern fact from fiction.

This scenario seemed plausible enough to Congress when it weighed TikTok’s future. Lawmakers were alarmed when Osama bin Laden’s terrorist screed “Letter to America” spread on the app following Hamas’s Oct. 7, 2023 terrorist attack against Israel. TikTok denies it actively pushes political content, but the company only worsened Congress’s concerns about influence operations when its app successfully urged thousands of young Americans to lobby against counter-TikTok legislation. Lawmakers reported children and teenagers flooding their phone lines, often without knowing whom they were calling or why.

Times writer Nation Taylor Pemberton digs into the infantile nihilism in the corner of the Internet that seems to have informed Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin:

The only thing that can be said conclusively about Mr. Robinson, at this moment, is that he was a chronically online, white American male.

The internet’s political communities and the open-source sleuths currently scrambling to place Mr. Robinson into a coherent ideological camp certainly won’t be content with any of this. Nor will they be satisfied with the other likelihood awaiting us: that Mr. Robinson, the son of a seemingly content Mormon family, probably possesses a mishmash of ideological stances. Some held dearly. Others not so much. They also will not be satisfied that this horrific, society-changing act of violence was most likely committed both as an ironic gesture and as a pure political statement.

If your head is spinning from the internet’s attempts to read into Mr. Robinson’s alleged choices and political identity, that’s understandable. We’ve fully stepped into a different historical moment: the age of brain-poisoning meme politics.

And finally, NNGroup's Kate Moran explains why she (and I, for that matter) continues to collect physical video discs instead of relying on ever-worsening streaming services:

What used to make analog media inconvenient now feels charming. Choosing from among a limited set of curated, favorite movies feels like a relief compared to endlessly browsing through tens of thousands of options.

With physical media, I also feel a sense of security knowing that most of my favorites are available to watch at any time. I don’t have to go hunting through multiple streaming apps to figure out which one happens to have the rights to that film this month.

But the blame for subpar streaming experiences doesn’t lie solely with streaming apps. We have to talk about “smart” TVs.

This is an example of a deceptive pattern: I purchased a display, but the manufacturer treats it as a data-collection platform without reliably delivering on its basic functionality. It’s one thing to trade my privacy for a good experience. But I should be in charge of that decision. LG has not earned its privacy invasion in this case.

So now, I have a Roku attached to my smart TV. The TV has become a dumb display like in the old days, except worse.

I'll give you a concrete example of why physical discs make more sense in many cases. A streaming service recommended that I watch Le Bureau des Légends, a taut French series about agents in the DGSE (the French equivalent of the CIA). I loved the first season, which was on the streamer that recommended it. The second season, however, was on a different streamer, and they wanted $3.99 per episode to watch it. So instead of spending $40 on each of the 4 remaining seasons, I bought a 5-disc BluRay edition for $44.99. And I can watch them any time I want.

Don't even get me started on older stuff, like the ABC series Life Goes On that has a special connection to my family and which simply doesn't exist online anywhere. Or a Joss Whedon limited series that ran 6 of its 12 episodes on HBO before vanishing entirely. HBO produced all 12, and they exist somewhere, but I may never get to see them.

I wonder, has enshittification happened before, with other technologies?

Relatively busy day, glad I have windows that open

I just got back from a 30-minute walk with Cassie in 22°C early-autumn sun. We suffered. And now I'm back in my home office and she's back on the couch. She will spend the next several hours napping in a cool, breezy spot downstairs, and I will...work.

I will also read a bit, which is a skill that I'm glad Cassie does not have after encountering the day's news:

Finally, the Chicago Dept of Transportation has published plans to designate Wellington Avenue a bike greenway from Leavitt Ave in North Center to the lakefront path. The project will include protected counterflow bike lanes on one-way segments of Wellington, traffic calming, signage, and a number of other features to protect bicyclists. The greenway will allow bikes to avoid Belmont and Diversey, two busy streets that aren't fun to ride on. CDOT expects to finish the project this fall.

Oh, and today is the 50th anniversary of Welcome Back, Kotter premiering on ABC. Let me tell you I'm Gen X without actually saying the words, right?

The evolution of craft breweries

The forecast today looks perfect: 21°C under sunny skies. Perfect for a Brews and Choos trip! And while one of the stops will be to a brewery that could under no circumstances be called "craft," the other stop will take us to a brewery incubator suspiciously close to Wrigley Field.

Fitting, then, that Crain's reports today about how craft breweries have had to evolve to stay in business:

After a decade of unbridled growth, the industry hit a rough patch in the years following the pandemic. Ten percent of the state’s roughly 300 craft breweries closed between 2022 and 2023. Consumers did not return to taprooms after COVID restrictions lifted. Retail beer sales sagged as people turned toward wine, spirits and canned cocktails. The price of ingredients, like grain and aluminum cans, skyrocketed, but people will only pay so much for a beer. Craft breweries that took out big loans to survive the pandemic could not pay them back.

The moment proved to be a crucible. In need of additional revenue, the survivors evolved. They rolled out non-alcoholic options, food menus and THC-infused beverages. In aid, Illinois introduced a new brewer license category that allowed breweries to sell wine and spirits in addition to beer. To stay afloat now, craft breweries must look a lot more like Brother Chimp and a lot less like the taprooms of the 2010s that sold nothing but their own beer.

As craft breweries’ business models have evolved over the past couple of years, their numbers have improved, said Ray Stout, executive director of the Illinois Craft Brewers Guild. Only four craft breweries in the state closed between Jan. 1, 2024, and June 30, 2025. In that same period, 16 breweries opened or expanded.

By Stout’s count, Illinois now has 308 breweries. That’s a record high for the state’s almost $2.9 billion industry.

Beneath those improving numbers, though, the headwinds remain. Craft beer sales in stores are down about 4% compared to a year ago, according to data from market research firm NielsenIQ. The average price for a case was up about 2%.

And would you just look, the article goes into detail about our second stop!

Four-day weekend starting in 3 hours

This weekend, I expect to finish a major personal (non-technical) project I started on June 15th, walk 20 km (without Cassie), and thanks to the desperation of the minor-league team on the South Side of Chicago, attend a Yankees game. It helps that the forecast looks exactly like one would want for the last weekend of summer: highs in the mid-20s and partly cloudy skies.

I might have time to read all of these things as well:

Meanwhile, my birthday ribs order got delayed. One of the assistant butchers backed into a meat grinder, so they got behind in their work. He was the biggest ass in the shop until he recently got unseated, so I don't feel too bad for making him the butt of my jokes.

G'nite.

It really is more humid this summer

I have grumbled and complained a lot this summer about the dewpoint, and it turns out I was right all along. Examining over 23,600 readings from Inner Drive Technology World HQ's weather station from 2024 and 2025, I found the following:

Jun 1 to Aug 21/19 (UTC)

2024

2025

Avg temperature

22.6°C

23.5°C

Avg dewpoint

17.9°C

19.2°C

(June)

16.8°C

16.8°C

(July)

18.9°C

20.8°C

(August)

18.4°C

20.5°C

Total days dewpoint ≥ 20°C

27

41

Total readings dewpoint ≥ 20°C

3791

5624

Total readings

11317

11317

This is an apples-to-apples comparison of the data. I used the same number of readings instead of the exact date and time, so the 11,317 readings are from from June 1st at midnight UTC through 21 August 2024 8:07 UTC and 19 August 2025 19:22 UTC, respectively. There was one 5-hour gap in 2025 when the station lost contact with the Internet, but otherwise, the readings are 10 minutes apart with the occasional missed reading.

As you can see, June had the same average dewpoint both years, but then July and August just got swampy this year, both months smothering us with dewpoints almost 2°C higher than last year. Fully 49.7% of the 2025 readings have been over 20°C, while only 33.5% of 2024's were that humid. And because the 2024 sample was about 36 hours longer than 2025, the 27 days that had average dewpoints of at least 20°C were only 33.3% of the 81 days sampled; this year's 41 days were of the 79 days since June 1st, giving us muggy days 51.9% of the time.

It will be interesting to see the full summer data from 2025. (Unfortunately, though the IDTWHQ weather station came online 30 September 2021, Weather Now only started gathering Netatmo data on 25 September 2023.) The important thing is: if you think Chicago weather has sucked more than usual this summer, you're not imagining it.

Tuesday morning link dump

I have a chunk of work to do this afternoon, but I'm hoping I can sneak in some time to read all of these:

Finally, after complaints up and down the lakefront that the US Air Force Thunderbirds caused a sonic boom during Chicago Air and Water Show practice on Friday, University of Illinois aeronautics professor Matthew Clarke says that while none of the F-16s appear to have exceeded Mach 1, he is confident that part of one of the planes did. “Even though the global flow may not be faster than the speed of sound, there are places locally faster than the speed of sound, creating shock waves,” he said. “While I can’t say that the whole plane went supersonic, I can say — from the video — shock waves [were created] from parts of the aircraft.” The mini-sonic boom broke the lobby windows of four Lakeview high-rises but caused no significant injuries.

Also: I am beyond overjoyed that the National Weather Service predicts dewpoints below 18°C by Wednesday and below 15°C by Saturday. We have had the most uncomfortable summer that I can remember, with dewpoints at Inner Drive Technology WHQ lingering above 20°C since 10:30 Friday morning after a very brief respite on Thursday. If I have time this week, I'm going to analyze the data to see exactly how humid it's been here lately. But this prediction is delightful:

I swear I'm using this power for good

I finally broke down and tried Chat GPT 5, wasting no time to waste half an hour. The first thing I asked it for was to write a bit of code for me. I wrote similar code about 4 years ago, so I wanted to see if the LLM could at least match what I did. I was pleasantly surprised that, after two refining prompts, it came up with a better solution.

And then I had it do this:

(Image generated by Chat GPT v5 from original work by the author.)

For comparison, here's the original:

The Super Cassie image is the second attempt. I asked it to restore her fur color and texture and it wasn't able to. Also, I discovered that 3 images pretty much uses up the Free tier's compute limit, and it appears to have a 4-hour reset window.

At the moment, the subject of both images is sitting next to me, well within my personal space, poking me with her nose. She may need to go outside. So my time-wasting will have to continue later.