I'm about to go vote, then go to work, then tonight put myself in front of a TV, a radio, an Android pad, and at least one computer. Possibly two computers.
Meanwhile, I was trying to figure out what theatrical quote best sums up this election day. One that encapsulates the deepest psyche of the American voter, our commitment to American values, our character.
Perhaps: "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!"
No, too British. OK, then: "Winter is coming..."
No, no, no. My guy's going to win, regardless of what the Stark campaign thinks.
Aha! I have it! The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and the American Voter!
"SQUIRREL!"
Now, off to the polls.