Sunday 10 September 2006

Some things we learned today

  1. Do not take Parker for a car ride right after dinner. Or, at the very least, don't let him sit in the front seat if you do. You'll just have to feed him again when you get home, and find the Fabreeze.
  2. If you leave the bedroom while Parker is sleeping on the bed and go to Wild Oats, he won't notice you've left until you return. If you leave while he's holding a ropie toy and looking at you with (literal) puppy-dog eyes, the entire neighborhood will notice you've left immediately.
  3. No shoe is safe, on or off a foot.
  4. A large grasshopper (2" long) that hops when a puppy's nose makes contact provides thrilling entertainment—for about four seconds. Then there's a crunch, a buzzing sound, another crunch, and the next day you get to see the grasshopper again.
David Braverman, Sunday 10 September 2006 00:58:55 UTC
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Monday 11 September 2006 16:24:33 UTC
Ah, the joys of puppyhood! Kira has taught us that even at her advanced age (4.5 years), remote controls and pens are still not safe if she happens to be bored.
Angela Riccetti
Thursday 14 September 2006 20:26:40 UTC
This is knee-slappingly hysterical for those of us who do not currently own puppies. We're not laughing AT you, we're laughing WITH you - especially if we happen to own cats who require oral medication on a daily basis. Anyway - Parker rules!
Lisa
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