How many remember this classic from the early days of the Internet?
Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines In Star Wars: A New Hope
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"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
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"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
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"Look at the size of that thing!"
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"Sorry about the mess..."
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"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
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"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"
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"You've got something jammed in here real good."
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"Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
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"Luke, at that speed, do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
- "Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"
Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines In The Empire Strikes Back
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"And I thought they smelled bad...on the OUTSIDE!"
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"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
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"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
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"Hurry up, golden rod..."
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"That's OK, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
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"But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
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"Control, control! You must learn control."
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"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
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"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
- "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"
Top 10 Sexually Tilted Lines In Return Of The Jedi
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"I need more men."
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"Our instructions are to give it only to Jabba himself."
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"Thanks for coming after me."
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"Rise, my friend."
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"I can't do it, R2."
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"Look, I want you to take her."
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"I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come."
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"General Solo, somebody's coming."
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"I have felt him, my master." "Strange that I have not."
- "Back door. Good Idea!"
Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash.
You can't say this? What a shame, sir!
We'll find you another game, sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you might as well reboot it and then go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, man, that sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.
Submitted by reader C.K.